Mickey D’s

On Friday, I went to lunch at McDonalds with my coworkers. I ordered a Filet o fish which is normally pretty tasty. I was about to eat it and was commenting on how the bun looked fake because it was so “perfectly plump” looking. Then I went to open up the bun and look inside. The piece of cheese was about ΒΌ of a normal slice of cheese! It seriously looked like the size of a those mini post its. I was like, uh..the heck why is the cheese so small?! And everyone was looking at it and laughing at it. And my coworker is like, why don’t you go ask them? I’m like uh no, you ask them. He’s like okay. LOL. So he took it and asked them why the cheese is so small. They’re like, oh we only put half a cheese slice on there. Uh..the heck. Why? The picture doesn’t show half a cheese! Ripoff. So they’re like, oh we can give you a whole one. So they took it and put a whole slice on. But now it wasn’t melted. So it tasted gross. Plus I was eating the sandwich and it was all watery! Like water was dripping out of the fish. And my coworker was like, its cause the fish was probably frozen. And then another coworker is like, they probably spit in your food cause you took it back!!! Oh man, they had a good laugh at that. And then I got an ice cream cone. I like their soft serve. Anyway, I got down to the final cone part and it has the paper wrapper on it so that people don’t touch the part you are actually going to eat. So I’m ripping off the wrapper so I can eat the rest of the cone to discover that they GLUE the wrapper on. So, I don’t even want to eat it, because there is GLUE on the cone!! So then they had a great laugh at that too! Stupid Mcdonalds.