There were new signs posted up in each stall of the bathroom at work today.  It went something like this:

Need Your Help in Keeping the Bathrooms Clean

• Throw all toilet tissue in toilet and make sure it is completely flushed
• Throw feminine products into the appropriate bins
• NEVER throw used tissue or feminine products on the floor
• To avoid injury, do NOT stand on toilet seat

Thank you for your cooperation.

Do NOT remove this sign.

WOW.  Are we not all adults here?  Don’t people know that toilet paper goes in the toilet and feminine products don’t?!  Apparently not, because this is not the first time I’ve seen a sign like that!

Also, the last item is HILARIOUS!!!  I feel the urge to write next to that item, “who on earth is compelled to STAND ON the toilet seat?”  And it is kind of odd, DID someone get hurt while standing on the toilet seat?  They must have or else why would that be on the note.  And even if you did get hurt while standing ON the toilet seat, why would you tell anyone?!

Weirdos.