Bathroom Stories

  • I used the restroom at the doctor’s today and after you close the door there is a big sign that says.  Please LOCK door!  LOL!  It even says “turn knob” and has an arrow pointing which way.  Funny.  I wonder if they’ve had many incidents with people walking in on others on accident.  I think its confusing because you turn the lock the opposite way of the door not towards the door like normal.  Maybe people thought they locked the door when they didn’t!
  • Today at work, I walked into a stall and someone peed and didnt flush and the seat cover was still half way on the seat and in the toilet.  Gross.
  • Yesterday at work, I walked into the restroom and this older lady walked out of the stall and was like, can you help me?  I was like, uh..? with?  She was wearing slacks with a side zipper and the zipper was caught on the fabric and she couldn’t unzip it to use the restroom.  Uh, AWKWARD!!!!  Good thing no one walked in when I was helping her.

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